I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel
"Can I do a different pose this time?"
Can y’all actually believe a man shot and killed someone and he isn’t in jail yet after nearly a month? Like really let that sink in. A man killed an 18 year old child and he is on paid leave from his job. Really think about that.
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
look at the names of the luigi one
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.