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My name is Heather. Not that I'm saying "Follow me on twitter" but you should totally follow @HeatherIsAGirl on twitter
:)

Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: cellexa / op: sandandglass / 9,544 notes

Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: leahxleah / op: raptorific / 94,298 notes

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: dennys / op: dennys / 2,305 notes
dennys:

WELL IS IT?!

dennys:

WELL IS IT?!



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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: lameboyfriend / op: ziraffe / 106,632 notes

cramp:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

fuck you


challengerapproaching:

"Can I do a different pose this time?"

challengerapproaching:

"Can I do a different pose this time?"


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: swagbat / op: blkdzn / 78,320 notes

blkdzn:

Can y’all actually believe a man shot and killed someone and he isn’t in jail yet after nearly a month? Like really let that sink in. A man killed an 18 year old child and he is on paid leave from his job. Really think about that.


hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: theydiedtogether / op: shmurdapunk / 166,975 notes

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: theydiedtogether / op: beccxter / 7,345 notes
beccxter:

Priorities, Marius.

beccxter:

Priorities, Marius.


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: leahxleah / op: forassgard / 106,968 notes

#I fuckin’ hate the future


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: thot-pockets / op: legallyblonde / 15,036 notes
legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.


Sep 23rd at 3AM / via: thot-pockets / op: punkti0n / 90,675 notes
levelheadedwannabe:

smearedlipstickavenue:

Infinite reblog

LMFAOOOAAOOOOOOAO

levelheadedwannabe:

smearedlipstickavenue:

Infinite reblog

LMFAOOOAAOOOOOOAO