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My name is Heather. Not that I'm saying "Follow me on twitter" but you should totally follow @HeatherIsAGirl on twitter
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Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: firelorcl / op: drinklust / 72,738 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: firelorcl / op: ardenchu / 36,992 notes

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe


Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: cutebiche / op: ninjasexfarty / 92,982 notes

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.


Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: theydiedtogether / op: filipasian / 414,790 notes
goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:
there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.
Those are the green guys. 
They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 
They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 


How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH
i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.

goonandcatchyourdreams:

nintendont-gamecube:

juliawiinchester:

animejaehyo:

fogcityemu:

loki-in-the-dark:

carryonmy-assbutt:

caitlincst:

cuz-moriarty-shot-himself:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

I don’t know but I like it

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

er. actually no.

Those are the green guys. 

They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

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How is Canada even real?

FOR REAL THOUGH

i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

i always love the green men

I feel educated.


obiwankabrodie:

shotshotshotshotshotshots:

thewellofmyself:

if your mental health is ruining your education and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

if your education is ruining your mental health and you know it clap your hands

*CLAP CLAP*

If your education’s sketchy, and your life is kind of shitty
If the current state of things is a little fucked up, clap your hands.

*clap clap*


Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: 25yen / op: huckleberryb / 27,310 notes

my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Sep 2nd at 10AM / via: sorry / op: elledrivers / 542,718 notes

deathlovesapplepie:

#when something happens in a fandom you don’t belong in


Sep 2nd at 12AM / via: potato-face / op: stilinskis / 44,216 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”


Sep 2nd at 12AM / via: potato-face / op: cindehella / 438,102 notes

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece


Sep 2nd at 12AM / via: potato-face / op: floozys / 307,544 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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Sep 2nd at 12AM / via: potato-face / op: kawaii-i / 147,467 notes

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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