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My name is Heather. Not that I'm saying "Follow me on twitter" but you should totally follow @HeatherIsAGirl on twitter
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Jul 21st at 12PM / via: sorry / op: sorry / 195,220 notes

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.


medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Ramen Noodle Stir Fry
Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chili Cheese Ramen
Egg Drop Ramen
Spinach and Ramen
Ramen Spaghetti
Ramen Alfredo
Cheesy Ramen Noodles
Mug Meals:
Cheesy Eggs Mug
Cheese and Broccoli Mug
Mac and Cheese in a Mug
Meatloaf in a Mug
Nutella Mug Cake
Cheesecake Mug
Coffee Cup Quiche
Coffee Cup Chilaquiles
Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
Fried Rice
Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
Garlic Chicken
Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
Pancakes
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Ideas 4 Recipes
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Actual College Student Cookbook
Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]
Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

medinaquirin:

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.


Jul 21st at 12PM / via: snorlaxatives / op: neptunain / 7,161 notes

Jul 21st at 12PM / via: fall-out-pizza / op: yevkunremade / 432,611 notes

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS


rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying


Jul 20th at 9PM / via: thot-pockets / op: precumming / 55,115 notes

paigehasnolife:

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

*Intensively stares and whispers* since you been gone


Jul 20th at 9PM / via: commandersasha / op: vasuki / 133,896 notes

feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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Jul 20th at 9PM / via: sorry / op: thelilnan / 629,226 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this


Jul 20th at 9PM / via: sorry / op: queerchesters / 175,278 notes

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping


Jul 20th at 9PM / via: leahxleah / op: cutietaire / 3,477 notes

cutietaire:

"aren’t you, like, over les mis yet?"

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Jul 20th at 4PM / via: lameboyfriend / op: jawllines / 55,042 notes

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